kitchen sink cause I'm too lazy to sort through this junk

1 files changed, 301 insertions, 52 deletions

diff --git a/after/plugin/startpage.lua b/after/plugin/startpage.lua
index 1cdc848..68c0aec 100644
--- a/after/plugin/startpage.lua
+++ b/after/plugin/startpage.lua
@@ -3,18 +3,18 @@ if not status_ok then
 	return
 end
 
-local redraw = alpha.redraw
-local win = vim.api.nvim_get_current_win()
-local buf = vim.api.nvim_get_current_buf()
-local augroup = vim.api.nvim_create_augroup('alpha_recalc', { clear = true })
+math.randomseed(os.time())
+
+local C = {}
+local R = {}
 
 -- buttons
 local function button(sc, txt, keybind)
   local opts = {
     position = "center",
     shortcut = sc,
-    cursor = 5,
-    width = 80,
+    cursor = -1,
+    width = string.len(C.header[1]),
     align_shortcut = "right",
     hl_shortcut = "Keyword",
     redraw_on_resize = false,
@@ -33,55 +33,304 @@ local function button(sc, txt, keybind)
 end
 
 -- actual config
-local R = {}
+C.bigheader = {
+  {
+    [[                               |\                                    ]],
+    [[                               ||.                                   ]],
+    [[                               ||;`                                  ]],
+    [[                             ,'|;  :                                 ]],
+    [[                           ,': |;  `                                 ]],
+    [[                         ,'  | ;  `-`                                ]],
+    [[                       ,'    | ;     :                               ]],
+    [[                     ,'    `-|;      `                               ]],
+    [[                    ;        ;        `                              ]],
+    [[                  ,'      `--\`-.   `--:                             ]],
+    [[            ,-._,'`.         |\||`-.   `                             ]],
+    [[            `;-.`-._`.       | |\ \ `-. `                            ]],
+    [[             :`--`-.`-\  `--.| /`\;\   `-:                           ]],
+    [[             ;      ``-`.    |/  ;  \    `.                          ]],
+    [[             ;           `.`-/   ;   \    `                          ]],
+    [[             ;      :      `/    ;    \    `                         ]],
+    [[     ,-._    |             /     ;   -`\    :                        ]],
+    [[     `;-.`-._| :          /      |      \   `                        ]],
+    [[      ;   `-.|     :     /       |       \   `                       ]],
+    [[      ;      | :    :   /        |        \   :                      ]],
+    [[      ;      | :       /   ;     |         \  `                      ]],
+    [[      ;      |        /   ;      |       --`\  `                     ]],
+    [[      |      |  :    /    ;      |           \  :                    ]],
+    [[      | :    |  :   /            ;            \ `                    ]],
+    [[      |      :     ;            ;:'-.._      -`\ `                   ]],
+    [[      |  :   ;___  ;'---....___;__:__| `-._     \ :                  ]],
+    [[      |      :   `;``-------'';||  :  \    `-._  \`                  ]],
+    [[     -=======:===;===========;=||   :  \       `-.\:                 ]],
+    [[         ___ ; _;_||        ;  ||___,:-.\___,....__\_                ]],
+    [[        |`--:.|;_o||-______;,..-----""""" __|__...-''                ]],
+    [[----....|___     """"                 jrei__||-------........________]],
+    [[            """"----....____      __..--''  || ~~~~~                 ]],
+    [[     ~~~ ~~~                """"----....____|/    ~~~~~~~     ~~~~~~~]],
+    [[~~~                ~~~~   ~~~~~~  ~  ~~~       ~~~~                  ]],
+    [[  ~~~~~      ~~~      ~     ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~                ~~~~~~~~~~  ]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[          J\                                   ]],
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+    [[          | `.                                 ]],
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+    [[         J          F   \                      ]],
+    [[         J         J     \                     ]],
+    [[          F        |      \                    ]],
+    [[          F        |      `.                   ]],
+    [[          F        F       `.                  ]],
+    [[          |        F        \                  ]],
+    [[          |       J          \                 ]],
+    [[          |       |           \                ]],
+    [[          |       |            \               ]],
+    [[          J       F             \              ]],
+    [[----------J      J               \-------------]],
+    [[           L     |                \            ]],
+    [[~        O ======F                 \  ~        ]],
+    [[    ~   (\`-. / J                   \-.      ~ ]],
+    [[        \_\/  )"L_                  _\_)       ]],
+    [[         >|`-.||[_][""""---------.'_.-\\    ~  ]],
+    [[~~  ~~~  \`-. J_  Veronica"""""\/"_.--'\\      ]],
+    [[        ~ `. "--._           _..--"""  |\`     ]],
+    [[     ~~ ~~ ~""-.  """""""""""          |       ]],
+    [[  ~~     ~ ~~  ~"----._--.-._--""""\|'\|       ]],
+    [[      ~  ~~~  ~~  ~~~   ~~~~ `- `--.` `        ]],
+    [[~~~     ~~     ~~   ~~~~  ~~             ~     ]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[                                      .                   .                                ]],
+    [[                              _..-''"""\          _.--'"""\                                ]],
+    [[                              |         L         |        \                               ]],
+    [[                  _           / _.-.---.\.        / .-.----.\                              ]],
+    [[                _/-|---     _/<"---'"""""\\`.    /-'--''"""""\                             ]],
+    [[               |       \     |            L`.`-. |            L                            ]],
+    [[               /_.-.---.L    |            \  \  `|            J`.                          ]],
+    [[             _/--'""""  \    F            \L  \  |             L                           ]],
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+    [[              /.-'"_|---'"\ |           `    JL |                 L  `.`.                  ]],
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+    [[              L         `. |/.-'"_.-`---'""\."| /-'"---'"""""   \`.\.  \ `.`.              ]],
+    [[              |  _.------\.<'"""            L\ L\                `.`\`. \  `.              ]],
+    [[         _.-'//'"--'"""   L\|       ________\ `.F     ___.-------._L \ `-\   \`.           ]],
+    [[        /___| F             F _.--'"_|-------L  /_.-'"_.-|-'"""""""\  L   L   `.`.         ]],
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+    [[            |/-'-''/|""\ )-|\                 F \                   |  L .'"""`\""-\\_     ]],
+    [[             F`-'-'-(`-')  | \                F  \                  |___`"""`.""`.-'"      ]],
+    [[------------/        `-'---|  F               L   L             __     |"""""`-'"__________]],
+    [[          .'_         |    |__L          __  J__  |    _.--'""""   `".----'".'             ]],
+    [[         '""""""""""""|--._+--F _.-'""||"   """___/.-'"   ||-'"/""""" \_. .'               ]],
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+  },
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+    [[              <____|.----||                    ]],
+    [[                     .---''---,                ]],
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+    [[                    ,'/  ;|/..--''    \        ]],
+    [[                  ,'_/.-/':            :       ]],
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+    [[     /  (    ;|;-./_  _/.-:'o |   /     ' |    ]],
+    [[    /  , \._/_/_./--''/_|:|___|_,'        |    ]],
+    [[   :  /   `'-'--'----'---------'          |    ]],
+    [[   | :     O ._O   O_. O ._O   O_.      ; ;    ]],
+    [[   : `.      //    //    //    //     ,' /     ]],
+    [[ ~~~`.______//____//____//____//_______,'~     ]],
+    [[           //    //~   //    //                ]],
+    [[    ~~   _//   _//   _// ~ _//     ~           ]],
+    [[  ~     / /   / /   / /   / /  ~      ~~       ]],
+    [[       ~~~   ~~~   ~~~   ~~~                   ]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[                                 P___----....                           ]],
+    [[                                ! __                                    ]],
+    [[                      ' ~~ ---.#..__ `  ~  ~    -  -  .   .:            ]],
+    [[                       `             ~~--.               .F~~___-__.    ]],
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+    [[%%#%;,..##.\_                           ,;###;,. ;;.:##;,.    raf       ]],
+    [[%%%%########%%%%;,.....,;%%%%%%;,.....,;%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%............]],
+  },
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+    [[                  /   |\ \             || .'   `.__.'     ||   _.-..    ]],
+    [[                .'   /| `.            _.-'   _.-'       _.-.`-'`._`.`   ]],
+    [[                \  .' |  |        .-.`    `./      _.-`.    `._.-'      ]],
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+    [[         `-.._.'      |      |        | |         _ _ _  _'_ _ _ _ _    ]],
+    [[              `-.._   |      \        | |        |_|_|_'|_|_|_|_|_|_|   ]],
+    [[                  [`--^-..._.'        | |       /....../|  __   __  |   ]],
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+    [[                    \__  _ `-.._| `-._|_|_ _ _/_ _ _ /  | |__| |__| |   ]],
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+    [[   _.-` ``--..  ..  `.-._  `._  `- `-._ .-_. ._.- -._ --.._`` _.-`LGB`-.]],
+  },
+}
+C.mediumheader = {
+  {
+    [[                 |._              ]],
+    [[                 |._(             ]],
+    [[        <|.__..-'|.               ]],
+    [[        ,|      .|)\              ]],
+    [[        /|      .|) \             ]],
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+    [[    /   .|)     .|)     \         ]],
+    [[   /  ,--+---_   |       \ ,      ]],
+    [[ '\==-,,;,,;,,;,,,,,,,-==;7       ]],
+    [[ _ \__...____...__    __/ _ seal _]],
+    [[   ~              ~~~~  ~~        ]],
+  },
+  {
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+    [[              I--(_               ]],
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+    [[ _ \__...____...__    __/ _ seal _]],
+    [[   ~              ~~~~  ~~        ]],
+  },
+}
+C.smallheader = {
+  {
+    [[       _~    ]],
+    [[  _~ )_)_~   ]],
+    [[  )_))_))_)  ]],
+    [[  _!__!__!_  ]],
+    [[  \______t/  ]],
+    [[~~~~~~~~~~~~~]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[    __4___   ]],
+    [[ _  \ \ \ \  ]],
+    [[<'\ /_/_/_/  ]],
+    [[ ((____!___/)]],
+    [[  \0\0\0\0\/ ]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[      I\               ]],
+    [[      I \              ]],
+    [[      I  \             ]],
+    [[      I*--\            ]],
+    [[      I    \           ]],
+    [[      I     \          ]],
+    [[      I______\         ]],
+    [[ _____I__O______       ]],
+    [[  \     ( )     b  ^  ^]],
+    [[^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ^ ]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[        ^  +~+~~                ]],
+    [[   ^   )`.).                    ]],
+    [[     )``)``) .~~                ]],
+    [[     ).-'.-')|)                 ]],
+    [[   |-).-).-'_'-/                ]],
+    [[~~~\ `o-o-o'  /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]],
+    [[ ~~~'---.____/~~Eric C. Liebl~~~]],
+  },
+  {
+    [[       ,_               ]],
+    [[       I~               ]],
+    [[       |\               ]],
+    [[      /|.\              ]],
+    [[     / || \             ]],
+    [[   ,'  |'  \            ]],
+    [[.-'.-==|/_--'           ]],
+    [[`--'-------'    _ seal _]],
+  }
+}
 
 R.width = vim.api.nvim_win_get_width(0)
 R.height = vim.api.nvim_win_get_height(0)
 
-if R.width >= 120 then
-  alpha.setup {
-    layout = {
-      { type = "padding", val = math.floor(R.height / 2.5) },
-      button([[        `'::.                         `'::::.          ]], "Recent Files", "<cmd>Telescope oldfiles<CR>"),
-      button([[    _________H ,%%&%,                   _____A_        ]], "New File", "<cmd>ene<CR>"),
-      button([[   /\     _   \%&&%%&%                 /      /\       ]], "Update Plugins", "<cmd>DepSync<CR>"),
-      button([[  /  \___/^\___\%&%%&&              __/__/\__/  \___   ]], "", ""),
-      button([[  |  | []   [] |%\Y&%'             /__|" '' "| /___/\  ]], "", ""),
-      button([[  |  |   .-.   | ||                |''|"'||'"| |' '||  ]], "", ""),
-      button([[~~@._|@@_|||_@@|~||~~~            ~`""`""))""`"`""""`~~]], "", ""),
-      button([[     `""") )"""`                        //             ]], "", ""),
-    }
-  }
-end
-if R.width <= 119 then
-  local header = {
-    [[        `'::.                         `'::::.          ]],
-    [[    _________H ,%%&%,                   _____A_        ]],
-    [[   /\     _   \%&&%%&%                 /      /\       ]],
-    [[  /  \___/^\___\%&%%&&              __/__/\__/  \___   ]],
-    [[  |  | []   [] |%\Y&%'             /__|" '' "| /___/\  ]],
-    [[  |  |   .-.   | ||                |''|"'||'"| |' '||  ]],
-    [[~~@._|@@_|||_@@|~||~~~            ~`""`""))""`"`""""`~~]],
-    [[     `""") )"""`                        //             ]],
-  }
-  alpha.setup {
-    layout = {
-      { type = "padding", val = math.floor(R.height / 2.5)  },
-      { type = "text", val = header, opts = { position = "center", hl = "AlphaHeader" } },
-      { type = "padding", val = 1  },
-      button([[]], "Recent Files", "<cmd>Telescope oldfiles<CR>"),
-      button([[]], "New File", "<cmd>ene<CR>"),
-      button([[]], "Update Plugins", "<cmd>DepSync<CR>"),
-    }
-  }
-end
-
-vim.api.nvim_create_autocmd('VimResized', {
-  group = augroup,
-  buffer = buf,
-  callback = function()
-    if vim.api.nvim_get_current_win() == win then
-      redraw()
+C.header = C.bigheader[math.random(#C.bigheader)]
+if #C.header >= R.height then
+  C.header = C.mediumheader[math.random(#C.mediumheader)]
+  if #C.header >= R.height then
+    C.header = C.smallheader[math.random(#C.smallheader)]
+    if #C.header >= R.height then
+      C.header = ""
     end
   end
-})
+end
+
+alpha.setup {
+  layout = {
+    { type = "padding", val = math.floor((R.height - #C.header) / 2) },
+    { type = "text", val = C.header, opts = { position = 'center', hl = "AlphaHeader" } },
+  },
+}